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My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

martianfrompluto:

Literally, word-for-word this is my life right now.

I heard you got a main chick
A mistress and some hoes
You be up to no good
And everybody knows
My home girls tried to warn me
They tried to let me know
But what you got, I need a lot
So I can’t let you go

thediaryofshe:

Sometimes I need that romance, sometimes I need that pole dance
Sometimes I need that stripper thats gon’ tell me that she don’t dance
Tell me lies, make it sound good, make it sound good
Do me like the women from my town would

Underground Kings - Drake

fashionbxtches:

Trey Songz: Girl At Home

fuck-paris:

Rihanna - “Do Ya Thang”

fashionbxtches:

Wale: Illest Bitch Alive